Bacon Quotes

217 quotes by 185 authors

Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that to mean move your lard sweatin', bacon burpin' jello… — Scary Movie
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and, Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope and, no cash... Please let Kevin… — Deezy Da Dreadhead
This morning I had a delicious breakfast of hashtags and bacon. — Steve Carell
If the guy in the Hanes commercial was clowning my 'bacon neck' to Michael Jordan right in front of me, we'd have problems. — Blake Griffin
Somebody once asked me if I changed my name for acting. What kind of an idiot would want to suffer a lifetime of food jokes?… — Kevin Bacon
Roses are red, bacon is red, poems are hard........... bacon — Joshua Aban
You know I ain't Muslim my nigga, I'm about my bacon. — Mase
We are now ready to start on our way down the Great Unknown. Our boats...are chafing each other, as they are tossed by the fretful… — John Wesley Powell
I've long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would be bacon and… — James Beard
If my love for bacon were my love for you then I would've loved you forever with no questions asked. — Raghib Clitso
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja
I don't understand why they call it Hawaiian pizza when there is also Canadian bacon.. — Amber Hope
Ladies: The sexiest thing you can do for your man is make him bacon naked. — Ephrem Hardin
@poptart You're so greedy that if you became King, you'd force everyone to convert to Judaism just to save all the bacon for yourself. — Leilaa
Who cares abut getting to school early, or making it to that business metting so early, who cares about anything that happens it the morning,… — Levita Charin
Exercise.... ex-er-cise....eks-r-size......eggs-are-sides... =Eggs are sides.... For bacon — Levita Charin
Good night world if you wake up before me I'll have bacon and eggs with a side order of happiness for breakfast. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

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