Bacon Quotes

217 quotes by 185 authors

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. — George Takei
Lord Bacon told Sir Edward Coke when he was boasting, The less you speak of your greatness, the more shall I think of it. — William Shakespeare
Mere negation, mere Epicurean infidelity, as Lord Bacon most justly observes, has never disturbed the peace of the world. It furnishes no motive for action;… — Thomas B. Macaulay
Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs. — Mark Twain
Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my mouth) I vowed to give… — Erica Jong
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get… — Alton Brown
It is doubtful whether mankind are most indebted to those who like Bacon and Butler dig the gold from the mine of literature, or to… — Charles Caleb Colton
I have killed, robbed and injured too many white men to believe in a good peace. They are medicine and I would eventually die a… — Sitting Bull
This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados are a great… — April Bowlby
We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as thought about pancakes.… — Donald Antrim
The only thing more enjoyable than chocolate, is bacon. — Jeffrey Steingarten
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I… — Michael Scott
Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the lettuce'. It's… — Jim Gaffigan
As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it. — Rush Limbaugh
The Cistercians do not eat meat... Yet they keep pigs to the number of many thousands, and sell the bacon - though perhaps not quite… — Walter Map
Culture is the possibility and impossibility that bacon and fruit can appear on the same plate. — Andy Hargreaves
I was very good at sitting. But I just read so much research about how horrible sitting is for you. It's like, it's really bad.… — A. J. Jacobs
When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that. — Paul McCartney
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee
When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause. — Jim Gaffigan

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