Bacon Quotes

217 quotes by 185 authors

My favorite meal would have to be good old-fashioned eggs, over easy, with bacon. Many others, but you can't beat that on a Sunday morning,… — Gary Oldman
I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious. — Gwyneth Paltrow
You can't have it both ways. You can't tell me that you're taxed enough already, and that you want constitutional government and then in the… — Rand Paul
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. — Katy Perry
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. — Liz Phair
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to… — Wayne Rooney
Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entrepreneurial potty-mouthed prophet and front man. Hirst synthesizes punk, Pop… — Jerry Saltz
When I criticize Joseph Beuys or Francis Bacon, nobody calls those opinions anti-male. Putting female artists or their subject matter off-limits is itself sexist and… — Jerry Saltz
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. — Hillary Scott
I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense… — Ben Stein
I want to spend as much time as I can with my family, yet I'm aware of having to bring home the bacon. — Dan Stevens
I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage, with my books, my family, and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon,… — Thomas Jefferson
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear. — Aesop
The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as… — Ann Coulter
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and pavenders and kidneys… — C.S. Lewis
You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella. First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest… — David Letterman
Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon. — Tom Robbins
The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!"… — Roald Dahl
Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks! — Patricia C. Wrede
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name… — Bryan Lee O'Malley

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