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Bacon Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
- I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people…
More Bacon Quotes
- I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it better.' I… — Anne Burrell
- Socialists ignore the side of man that is the spirit. They can provide you shelter, fill your belly with bacon and beans,… — Ronald Reagan
- I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me that he… — James M. Barrie
- Science is not a system of certain, or -established, statements; nor is it a system which steadily advances towards a state of… — Karl Popper
- This boulder seemed like a curious volume, regularly paged, with a few extracts from older works. Bacon tells us that "some books… — Archibald Geikie
- Bacon first taught the world the true method of the study of nature, and rescued science from that barbarism in which the… — Thomas Young
- You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash. — Nick Offerman
- See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for… — Rachel Caine