Bacon Quotes

217 quotes by 185 authors

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. — Jim Gaffigan
I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. — Nick Offerman
But I find with Francis Bacon, some of the things were in the place, and someone who was connected with these schools of thought, and… — Mark Rylance
The Christian religion, then, is not an affair of preaching, or prating, or ranting, but of taking care of the bodies as well as the… — William Cobbett
I order various types of breakfast and lunches. I do not just come in and order hamburgers all the time. I order the specials, pancakes,… — John Brady
I like Francis Bacon best, because Francis Bacon has terrific problems, and he knows that he is not going to solve them, but he knows… — Louise Bourgeois
It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant. — Jason Alexander
The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of the second floor.… — Tom Robbins
What is the one thing that 43% of men prefer over sex? Bacon! — Jon Taffer
This morning I paid seventy cents for two little old dried-up slivers of bacon and one cockeyed egg. It took me till noon to get… — Langston Hughes
It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that… — Jeffrey Bernard
Hollywood, that whole industry, is a lot like a really small town. You bump into the same people all the time. I think Six Degrees… — Gabourey Sidibe
I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I… — Jim Gaffigan
I had this notion that I could convince people who were skeptical of national Democrats to vote for me because I could bring home the… — Brad Carson
It's one thing to reject the idea that it's a man's job to bring home all the bacon; it's another the 500th time your wife… — Will Allison
For breakfast, I always have eggs - whole eggs. I think the fats are really important. I also like turkey bacon and really hearty whole-grain… — Summer Glau
[...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered… — George Bernard Shaw
History without the history of science, to alter slightly an apothegm of Lord Bacon, resembles a statue of Polyphemus without his eye-that very feature being… — I. Bernard Cohen
From Roger Bacon, the 13th century Franciscan who pioneered the scientific method, to George Lemaitre, the 20th century Belgian priest who first developed a mathematical… — Kenneth R. Miller
If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old… — Tom Waits

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