Bacon Quotes

217 quotes by 185 authors

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon. — Justin Halpern
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. — Jasper Fforde
If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. — Maggie Stiefvater
Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given up the cheese… — Sarah Dessen
To conclude, therefore, let no man out of a weak conceit of sobriety, or an ill-applied moderation, think or maintain, that a man can search… — Charles Darwin
Bacon improved things dramatically. — Kristin Cashore
Danzhol. The one with the marriage proposal and the objections to the town charter in central Monsea. "Bacon," Bitterblue muttered. "Bacon!" she repeated, then carefully… — Kristin Cashore
All those years and their momentsâ€” Crackling bacon, slamming car doors, Poems tried out on friends, Will be one more archive, One more shaky text. — Gary Snyder
Eating next to a twenty-foot-long crocodile took some getting used to, but Philip was well trained. He only ate bacon, stray waterfowl, and the occasional… — Rick Riordan
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees — Matt Groening
Before he (Francis Bacon) came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than the other guy,… — Kevin Hearne
Itâ€™s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia.â€ {Right! Bacon must… — Kevin Hearne
No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus a bonus for… — Kevin Hearne
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The… — Vivian Vande Velde
He did not go much further, but sat down on the cold floor and gave himself up to complete miserableness, for a long while. He… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Now I know what a piece of bacon feels like when it is suddenly picked out of the pan on a fork and put back… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Why are breakfast food breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast?" "Hazel, eat." "But why?" I asked. "I mean… — John Green
Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?â€ â€œI have spies everywhere.â€ I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate. â€œShe had tea… — Ilona Andrews
Then Maura made something with butter and Calla made something with bacon and Blue steamed broccoli in self-defense. — Maggie Stiefvater
What's up?" Christian asked. "Need some hairstyling tips?" "Tips you stole from me? No thanks. But I hear you've got a really good bacon meatloaf… — Richelle Mead

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