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Back Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
- My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed…
- You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you…
- Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.
- I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?
- it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.
- Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.
- I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this…
- Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out…
More Back Quotes
- In 1994, when I went back to Haiti from exile, we established a Commission for Truth and Justice and Reconciliation. I passed… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too. — Marcus Aurelius
- The angel brought you back." "Because you asked him to. You could have anything alse in the world, and you asked for… — Cassandra Clare
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself doing it.… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Well, I think breathing life into the Endangered Species Act, taking those wolves back into Yellowstone, restoring the salmon in the rivers… — Bruce Babbitt
- I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back.… — Drew Barrymore