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- The President is no more than a well-meaning baboon. I went to the White House directly after tea, where I found "The… — George B. McClellan
- It had always been a notion of mine that sanity is like a clearing in the jungle where the humans agree to… — Wilfrid
- If you live in a baboon troop in the Serengeti, you only have to work three hours a day for your calories,… — Robert M. Sapolsky
- Medicine is magical and magical is art, the boy in the bubble, and the baby with the baboon heart. — Paul Simon
- If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated… — Ann Coulter
- I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,†said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- I had never planned to become a savanna baboon when I grew up; instead, I had always assumed I would become a… — Robert M. Sapolsky