Baboon Quotes

28 quotes by 15 authors

• The President is no more than a well-meaning baboon. I went to the White House directly after tea, where I found "The Original Gorilla", about… — George B. McClellan
• It had always been a notion of mine that sanity is like a clearing in the jungle where the humans agree to meet from time… — Wilfrid
• If you live in a baboon troop in the Serengeti, you only have to work three hours a day for your calories, and predators don't… — Robert M. Sapolsky
• Medicine is magical and magical is art, the boy in the bubble, and the baby with the baboon heart. — Paul Simon
• If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics… — Ann Coulter
• I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• I had never planned to become a savanna baboon when I grew up; instead, I had always assumed I would become a mountain gorilla. — Robert M. Sapolsky
• You bit me? (Stryker) We use what we have. (Zephyra) That’s such a girl move. (Stryker) But it works. Maybe if you fought like a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he… — Rick Riordan
• Our baboon was going completely sky goddess - which is to say, nuts. — Rick Riordan
• Amos clapped his hands. “Khufu!” I thought he’d sneezed, because Khufu is a weird name, but then a little dude about three feet tall with… — Rick Riordan
• Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear. — Rick Riordan
• We were alone in a strange mansion with a baboon, a crocodile, and a weird cat. And apparently, the entire world was in danger. I… — Rick Riordan
• Right,” I said. “So the baboon, the crocodile…any other pets I should know about?” Amos thought for a moment. “Visible ones? No, I think that’s… — Rick Riordan
• The baboon is driving,” I noted. “Should I be worried? — Rick Riordan
• I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu’s lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. “Dude.”… — Rick Riordan
• Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine. — Rick Riordan
• You are one freaking awesome baboon. — Rick Riordan
• Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. — Will Cuppy

Who Wrote These Baboon Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 28 Baboon Quotes as follows:

• 10 Baboon Quotes by Rick Riordan
• 3 Baboon Quotes by Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• 2 Baboon Quotes by Robert M. Sapolsky
• 2 Baboon Quotes by Charles Darwin
• 1 Baboon Quote by George B. McClellan
• 1 Baboon Quote by Wilfrid
• 1 Baboon Quote by Paul Simon
• 1 Baboon Quote by Ann Coulter
• 1 Baboon Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 1 Baboon Quote by Will Cuppy
• 1 Baboon Quote by Winston Churchill
• 1 Baboon Quote by Stephen Colbert
• 1 Baboon Quote by Outkast
• 1 Baboon Quote by The Lion King
• 1 Baboon Quote by Odd Future