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Atheist Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Agnostics are just atheists without balls.
- Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
- Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.
- Luckily, a recent survey published in the American Sociological Review revealed that atheists are the least trusted group in America—less trusted, even, than homosexuals. It…
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- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- If I should go out of church whenever I hear a false sentiment, I could never stay there five minutes. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- If there is a God, he is a malign thug. — Mark Twain
- Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life. — Aristotle
- I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure. — Mark Twain
- Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography… — Mark Twain
- The whole history of the Christian Church is a mixture of errors and violence. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to recieve all the great truths which atheism would deny. — Joseph Addison