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331 Asshole quotes by 217 unique authors

And as I recall, you told me to shut up. (Acheron) I’m an asshole. I admit it. I’ve been going to weekly Assholes Anonymous meetings,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched… — Paul Neilan
Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole? — Charlaine Harris
Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole.… — Greg Behrendt
The phone rings. “Asshole,” she mutters. She picks it up. “Will you let me explain?” “No.” She hangs up. — Lisa McMann
Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I hire another crewmate to change your bed diapers while I’m… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You don’t like Talon, do you? (Sunshine) Wish him dead every time I see him. (Zarek) I can’t tell if you mean that or not.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What’s going on? (Astrid) Not much. Some invincible asshole is trying to kill me. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
If he wants to be an asshole, it's a free country. Millions before him have made the same life choice. — Margaret Atwood
Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that. — Eminem
I didn't get fired." "You didn't punch your boss and get fired from the Tribune? That's what I heard." "I punched what could loosely be… — Nora Roberts
Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it. — Rachel Caine
No, Elenore's something else. You're beautiful. Especially when you look at me with that 'boy he's a condescending asshole' expression....Yea. Beautiful. — Maggie Stiefvater
Zalachenko...you're just an ordinary asshole who hates women. — Steig Larsson
Everyone has a right to be a little happy, asshole. — John Irving
She had the kind of looks that had probably been quite pretty in high school, but were now worn down by years of smoking cigarettes,… — Tami Hoag
Bitten? You mean you're a-" "A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister. — Cassandra Clare
Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now. — Douglas Coupland
I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far.… — Kurt Vonnegut
I’m sorry, Eve. I love you. I’m not letting you do this.” She screamed and battered harder. “You love me? You asshole! Let me go! — Rachel Caine
A Mexican guy named Sam pushes Gary Frankel next to Isabel. "This guy can break your arm with one snap, asshole. Get out of my… — Simone Elkeles
Then, like a born and bred asshole, he added to the sheriff, "He writes murder mysteries. — Josh Lanyon

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