« All Asked Quotes · Phyllis Diller's Page
Asked Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three…
- This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but…
- I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.
- Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
- I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
- I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
More Asked Quotes
- I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him… — Janis Joplin
- We need to gather everyone we can. Damien scoffed. Uh, boss, hate to be a pall, but I think everyone we can… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- The angel brought you back." "Because you asked him to. You could have anything alse in the world, and you asked for… — Cassandra Clare
- If I was asked to say what was the greatest invention of human beings, I would say the sentence. — John Banville
- Wilson was once asked how long it took him to write a speech. He answered, 'That depends. If I am to speak… — Woodrow Wilson
- He first selected the smallest one...and then bowed his head as though he were saying grace. Opening his mouth very wide, he… — William Makepeace Thackeray
- Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin. Don't die. I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. Kat scoffed at his sarcasm.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so… — Billie Joe Armstrong