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- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.…
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way…
- I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says,…
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way,…
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