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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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When I first moved to Los Angeles, I don't think anyone knew what to do with me.
— Jessica Chastain
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I don’t think anyone knew I could act until I put on a bathing suit.
— Deborah Kerr
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If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who…
— Erma Bombeck
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The speaker does not feel the grammatical rules he is said to apply in composing sentences, and men spoke grammatically for thousands…
— B.F. Skinner
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I couldn't bear it if anyone knew I had hardly any self-confidence at all.
— Loretta Young
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I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.
— David Sedaris
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Hey, look at this!" He holds up a glistening, perfect pearl about the size of a pea. "You know, if you put…
— Suzanne Collins
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I was unfashionable before anyone knew who I was.
— Paul Desmond
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I think my mother, more than anyone, knew the importance of inspiration. If it was occurring, you had to use it.
— Rufus Wainwright
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I was overlooked long before anyone knew who I was.
— Paul Desmond
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If anyone knew the real me, I don't think they would under stand
— Young T-breezy
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