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- Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past…
- Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.
- Join me in standing up against any actual knowledge about guns. Let the CDC know they can take away our ignorance when the pry it…
- If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun…
- Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam…
- I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are…
- In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.
- Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.
- You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.
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- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her. — Nikhil Saluja
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- It's no accident, I think, that tennis uses the language of life. Advantage, service, fault, break, love, the basic elements of tennis… — Andre Agassi
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello