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- Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn't…
- Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.
- Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said…
- Oprah Winfrey just announced that she's planning to attend Barack Obama's inauguration. Oprah says she's very excited to see Obama become the second-most powerful person…
- Time magazine has selected their person of the year. Guess what, it's President-elect Barack Obama. Yeah, ironically, Ebony magazine announced their person of the year,…
- Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every ten…
- Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
More Announced Quotes
- If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning, we feel a certain void. Nothing in the paper today, we sigh. — Lord Acton
- What the president announced yesterday, is that somehow magically, if we just continue to prime the pump of taxpayer dollars, we're going… — Eric Cantor
- When I was president, I announced and I still maintain that I can live with Roe v. Wade. I did everything I… — Jimmy Carter
- One thing that's really interesting is not only the magnitude of the recent immigration into this country, but also its distribution and… — Unknown Author
- If some good evidence for life after death were announced, I'd be eager to examine it; but it would have to be… — Carl Sagan
- The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaiety, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
- And whereas it is the duty of nations as well as of men, to own their dependence upon the overruling power of… — Abraham Lincoln
- Recognize in this bread what hung on the cross, and in this chalice what flowed from His side... whatever was in many… — Saint Augustine