"Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft……" — Conan O'Brien
"Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every ten minutes."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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