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Amazing Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties.
- Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing.
- Amazing how you can't get anything done when you do nothing.
- That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it works!
- Friends we can't all be amazing and talented at the same time. I mean, except me.
- Amazing Home Remedies: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
- Amazing Home Remedies: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
- Amazing Home Remedies: For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember…
- Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after…
- Amazing Home Remedies: If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
- Amazing Home Remedies: You need only two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it…
- Amazing Home Remedies: Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night.
- Guys its 2013. Where are the robot women who just want to be friends because youre amazing and theyd die if they ever screwed that…
- We live in an amazing age, where through the power of information and connectivity we can all be terrified and jump to conclusions, together
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- Another thing that's pathetic is this rule that you have to look ugly to get respect as an actress. Jessica Lange had… — Kevyn Aucoin
- It's amazing where the paranoid mind can take you. — Bill Ayers
- The business that people do in LA on the social level is amazing. You go to a restaurant, bump into this guy… — Kevin Bacon
- If you're curious, London's an amazing place. — David Bailey
- Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear. — Russell Baker
- May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the… — Edward Abbey
- Most of the southern hemisphere is unexplored. We had more exploration ships down there during Captain Cook's time than now. It's amazing. — Robert Ballard