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- All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
- You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.
- I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet…
- I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll…
- If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare…
- In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from Seattle. But in…
- Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the…
- The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America…
- You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum. Parents and kids…
- In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us - warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement we share in…
- We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
- If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he…
- All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle