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Able Quotes by George Carlin
- No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.
- If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.
- Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult…
- I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should…
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