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Able Quotes by Dave Barry
- I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
- Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean…
- The trouble is, you cannot grow just one zucchini. Minutes after you plant a single seed, hundreds of zucchini will barge out of the ground…
- Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog…
- The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex,…
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some…
- Thus the white men and Native Americans were able, through the spirit of goodwill and compromise, to reach the first in what would become a…
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