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“Yesterday I had a woman ask me what kind of salad dressings we have. I told her we have sesame soy dressing, spicy lime vinaigrette, and blue cheese. She made a face and asked, 'Is that all?' 'Yes,' I told her, 'those are all of our dressings.' 'Don't you have any other dressings?' he says. I…” quote by Caprice Crane
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““Yesterday I had a woman ask me what kind of salad dressings we have. I told her we have sesame soy dressing, spicy lime vinaigrette, and blue cheese. She made a face and asked, 'Is that all?' 'Yes,' I told her, 'those are all of our dressings.' 'Don't you have any other dressings?' he says. I mean, what the hell? What does she think? That I'm holding out? I was tempted to say, "No, we actually have an entirely different assortment of dressings that I don't tell people about the first time they ask, because they don't deserve these great secret dressings. But now that you have proven your worth, I will show you to the VIP room, where the array of salad dressings will dazzle and delight you.””

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About This Quote

Source Interview: Podcast episode with Caprice Crane, 2023

She jokes about being asked about salad dressings and feeling forced to reveal secret options, highlighting frustration with superficial expectations.

In simple terms: Frustration over being asked for more when limited options are presented.

Key Takeaway

Recognize when to set boundaries and not overextend.

Themes

customer service expectations communication

Mood

irry ironic

Type

humorous conversational

When to use this quote

  • restaurant interaction
  • customer inquiry
  • personal boundary setting

Key Concepts

social dynamics authenticity

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you ever feel pressured to reveal more than you intend?
  • How can you politely set limits?
A Different Perspective

She could have simply said no without the sarcasm.

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