Quote by Caprice Crane

“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”

— Barney Stinson

“Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!”

— Lewis Black

“Men will tolerate what they are used to, even if it’s intolerance. That’s why I still drink milk, even though I’m lactose intolerant. Mamma…

— Jarod Kintz

“I hate milk. Coats your throat as bad as okra. Something just downright disgusting about it.”

— Marsha Norman

“I could not figure out what they were doing in an ice cream shop, since they couldn't possible eat calories. I imagined they just…

— Leila Sales

“Today I bought a small Frosty. This may not seem significant, but the fact is: I'm lactose intolerant. Purchasing a small Frosty, then, is…

— Joe Wenderoth

“Sad day, my loves, a proper tragedy. But when the milk’s gone bad you might as well look forward to cheese, hmm?”

— Scott Lynch

“I was terribly intolerant, but they were terribly threatening to me. They were everything I was afraid of becoming.”

— Andrew Tobias

Frank: "I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance." Percy: "Seriously?" Frank: "And I love ice cream too...

— Rick Riordan

“Only insane people like chocolate ice-cream.”

— May Vanderbilt

“There's a lot of cheese where you're going, Hope. I'm not sure how this affects people long term.”

— Joan Bauer

“Like maybe you think I’m a little crazy, but I only ever let people see the tip of my crazy iceberg. Underneath this veneer…

— Rainbow Rowell