Quote by Brian Regan Download Open image ““Brian, relax, man. You’ve gotta relax when you make the crank calls.”” — Brian Regan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Brian watched them bicker. This was too much fun. It was like launching a hand grenade into a wasps’ nest. “You’re” — Cora Seton Copy Share Image
“Brian held up the three centermost fingers of his right hand. "Read between the lines, asshole.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“You heard the flamer, asswipe! Get lost! He doesn’t need you anymore. He’s got fifteen real men here lined up to butt-fuck him tonight.”… — J.F. Smith Copy Share Image
“Sway laughs and waves him off, and Davey/David blushes. Oh wow, Sway so called it. I can’t wait to see how that plays out.” — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Please don't tell me to relax it's only my tension that's holding me together.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Way to go, Piper. You remembered your name, and were even able to talk this time. Now let’s see if we can’t start sounding… — Layla Frost Copy Share Image
I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it. ... The… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do for a… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it's just a way to pop the bubble. I don't do that thing onstage… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
