Old girlfriend Quote by Bobby Adair

“You’re not a frog; you’re a toad,”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“A year ago I would’ve been taken in by his chivalry, but now I knew what laid behind the façade: a frog waiting to…

— Luella Christie

“He sees the shit that happens around me - or because of me - so now he is only 99.99 percent certain I can't…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.”

— Mark Twain

“I always thought the girl in that picture had the look of a frog about her,” Nancy said, thinking, I look enigmatic because I’m…

— Kate Atkinson

“The irony of talking to animals and an imaginary girlfriend, who keep me sane, even though I know I look like a raving lunatic,…

— Elyse Draper

“You think all I can do is frog legs? I got Legs on my mind, alright, but yours. I’ll do whatever it takes the…

— A. Violet End

“...I wondered if I'd ever be so lucky to have a girlfriend I'd grow old with, a girlfriend who knew my secrets, my fears,…

— Beth Hoffman

“I used to look at my dog and think “if you were a little smarter you could tell what you were thinking,” and he’d…

— Fred Jungelaus

“A week ago, if someone had told her she’d be sitting in a hillbilly hot tub with a bunch of sexy, shirtless lumberjacks, chucking…

— T.S. Joyce

“once brought a frog home, hoping to keep him as a pet. Not a large frog, a one-handed frog, quiet and well mannered. My…

— Christopher Moore

“Now the flirting couple had been joined by a bunny girl who’d screamed how she wanted to fuck a guy at the top of…

— Ryo Shirakome