Army Quote by Billy Connolly Download Open image “I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.” — Billy Connolly ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Army Funny Knives Red Red Knives Switzerland Switzerland Army Wanted Wanted Switzerland
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Every day I would come to set [of Swiss Army Man] going like, "How are we going to do this?". — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
I've learned that when someone does something very kind and refuses payment, giving them an engraved Swiss Army knife is never refused! — Christine Lavin Copy Share Image
You know there's only two things more beautiful than a good gun--a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. — Borden Chase Copy Share Image
“See this Swiss army knife, Lawless! It's gotta magnifying glass and a million blades but I only need one, so step right the fuck… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
Everything that's happened has brought me here, to this place, with this knife in my hand, and something worth saving. — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“My Personality unfolding before you like a Swiss Army knife.” — Katerina Stoykova Klemer Copy Share Image
When I was in Switzerland, I still had the fantasy I could have saved my parents and family if I'd stayed in Germany. All… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
“What do you have in this car?" he asked. "What do you mean, like weapons?" "That would be a good start." "Well, I 've… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
Let's keep our boots polished, bayonets sharpened, and present a picture of force and strength to the Red Army. This is the only language… — George S. Patton Copy Share Image
You will have Time, that rare and lovely gift that your Western countries have lost the more they have pursued it. — James Hilton Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God,… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them.… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“In American terms, the accomplishment of Genghis Khan might be understood if the United States, instead of being created by a group of educated… — Jack Weatherford Copy Share Image
Every army in the history of the world has always had some deserters, usually much greater than we have today, because once again every… — Bryan Hilferty Copy Share Image
It is the rule in war, if our forces are ten to the enemy's one, to surround him; if five to one, to attack… — Sun Tzu Copy Share Image
The surprise of an army is now next to an impossibility. ... Prearranged surprises are rare and difficult because in order to plan one… — Antoine-Henri Jomini Copy Share Image
I just read an article about how young American males feel uncomfortable appearing naked in front of each other in locker rooms. That was… — James Ivory Copy Share Image
I can't imagine that I would be asked that by the president-elect [Donald Trump], or then-president [Barack Obama]. But it's - I'm very clear.… — James Mattis Copy Share Image
Holy shadows of the dead, I'm not to blame for your cruel and bitter fate, but the accursed rivalry which brought sister nations and… — Alexander the Great Copy Share Image
“The most important lesson that came out of Vietnam for me was that Marines take care of Marines.” — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
One of our great allies at present is the Church itself. Do not misunderstand me. I do not mean the Church as we see… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Personally, I don't really have a set style or look. It's pretty much what I feel like wearing that day, from a floral-print dress… — Shay Mitchell Copy Share Image