"Fame is being asked to sign your autograph……" — Billy Connolly
"Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet."
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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If I was asked to say what was the greatest invention of human beings, I would say the sentence.
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Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
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Ever since the Greek tragedies, artists have, from time to time, asked themselves how they might influence ongoing political events.
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