Bus Quote by Bill Engvall

“The bus driver gave me a why-the-hell-aren't-you-at-school look and I gave him a shut-up-you're-a-bus-driver-so-bus-drive look right back.”

— Daniel Handler

“Without a driver this bus is lost.”

— Yann Martel

“boarded the bus”

— Katrina Kahler

Now, you’re either on the bus or you’re off the bus.

— Ken Kesey

“If you take a bus, you should know when to get off!".”

— Master Iain Armstrong

The sexual tension bus drivers have, as they pass another bus driver.

— Amber Rose Whitaker

You're either on the bus or off the bus.

— Tom Wolfe

“And the bell jangled, the driver started. The bus whirled off, to the last stop, the lonely room, the lonely night.”

— Brian Moore

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

— Anonymous

“empty, with the driver’s door wide open.”

— Chad Zunker

An empty bus hurtles through the starry night Perhaps the driver is singing and happy because he sings.

— Gunter Grass

As the bus slowed down at the crowded bus stop, the Pakistani bus conductor leaned from the platform and called out, "Six only!" The…

— Edwin Francis Gay