Blunt Quote by Bill Bailey

“I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'”

Bill Bailey

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Blunt Done Every morning Feels Funny Humor Morning Oh my god Sorry Thinking Wake up

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Work hard, save and live within your means.

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There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

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I don't think any comic could say there isn't a bit of them that doesn't want to show off.

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