Bail Quote by Bill Bailey

SpongeBob is a complete innocent - not an idiot. SpongeBob never fully realizes how stupid Patrick is. They're whipping themselves up into situations -…

— Stephen Hillenburg

We're all sort of aware what 'SpongeBob the Musical' could be in the hands of the wrong people.

— Ethan Slater

The essence of the show is that SpongeBob is an innocent in a world of jaded characters. The rest is absurd packaging.

— Stephen Hillenburg

“ 'Are our gods better than Olaf's god?' Alfdis laughed. 'That's a silly question. Gods are gods. Our gods have been with us since…

— James Erich

Are they really gods?" "I never worry about theological questions," said Nightingale. "They exist, they have power and they can breach the Queen's peace…

— Ben Aaronovitch

Lol spongebob !!! XD

— Kayla

Most sponges in the ocean are sedentary: They attach themselves to a rock and sit and filter-feed the rest of their lives and reproduce,…

— Stephen Hillenburg

When you set out to do a show about a sponge, you can't anticipate this kind of craze. We just try to make ourselves…

— Stephen Hillenburg

The gods, after all, are only human, and once their rage has been placated they are perfectly capable of acts of mercy and grace.

— Thomas M. Disch

“Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. They thrive on servility and…

— Chapman Cohen

We have two useless gods who never leave our island, but like to dwell in it constantly, Poverty and Helplessness.

— Herodotus

All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours.

— Aldous Huxley