Sense of humor Quote by Beverley Clarke

I drove my mother crazy because I'd juggle the apples in the fruit bowl and take a bite out of one or two.

— Colin Donnell

There was a little plate of hothouse nectarines on the table, and there was another of grapes, and another of sponge-cakes, and there was…

— Charles Dickens

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

— Garrison Keillor

One day Mum saved up for this exciting new thing - a frozen chicken. She cooked it on the Sunday and we all sat…

— Carol Vorderman

My mother never threw anything out. If there was a sliver of a tomato, it was in the refridge. I would come in with…

— Frankie Avalon

What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!--and you, Garcia…

— Allen Ginsberg

“At Angelita’s, my favorite food was a plain bean burrito in a flour tortilla. It was simple, but tasty! I loved bean burritos. They…

— José N. Harris

Mom was a school teacher, and she had to be at work at 7:30 every morning. So Dad was in charge of us three…

— Ainsley Earhardt

Once, at Thanksgiving, a neighbor wandered in while my cousin Lisa worked on a turkey, shearing meat off its frame and sliding the steaming…

— Jenna Wortham

...and once at Hana's house, when we stole some blackberry liqueur from her parents' liquor cabinet and drank until the ceiling started spinning overhead.…

— Lauren Oliver

I was six years old and in a show-and-tell session at school. The teacher had brought coconut shells, and said if you click them…

— Omid Djalili

“Elizabeth went from stand to stand as if I wasn't there, exchanging cash for heavy bags of produce: pink-and-white-striped beans, tan-colored pumpkins with long…

— Vanessa Diffenbaugh