Humor Quote by Beth Hoffman

“We might be a bit slow on some things down in the South, but we know murder.”

— Cynthia Eden

“Because the South can be a dangerous place, especially for those who don’t understand it.”

— Shannon Celebi

“...you can't put nothing past these southern boys. They just sit around waiting for somebody to kill their brother so they can get started…

— Alden Bell

If it is a crime to love the South, its cause and its President, then I am a criminal. I would rather lie down…

— Belle Boyd

“An act so absolute as that of killing involves not only the killer but, as well, those who have formed him. In murdering a…

— Elie Wiesel

“Is no one incapable of murder?”

— Agatha Christie

“ “It doesn’t matter where you go in the South, because the whole South seems to be married to one another.” --Marlyn Swartz, Texas…

— Deborah Ford

“Crime sucked the lifeblood from the new South Africa like a deadly leech, leaving it debilitated and wracked by fear and insecurity.”

— Misha Glenny

“A killer is someone who killed another without their country’s permission.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Southerners have many fine qualities, charm and civility among them, and a sense of the tragic....

— Dean Koontz

“All our ancestors were murdered, murderers, complicit to murder, or combating murder.”

— Lucy Knisley

“More murders have been committed for respectability than one would believe possible! The”

— Agatha Christie