Marriage Quote by B.V. Larson

“How can I want to screw someone and want to kill her at the same time?” I chuckled. “My father could explain that to you. He says that’s what marriage is all about.” quote by B.V. Larson — Download Open image

““How can I want to screw someone and want to kill her at the same time?” I chuckled. “My father could explain that to you. He says that’s what marriage is all about.””

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