Cat lady Quote by B.V. Larson

“She regards me the same way I would a cat – like I’m distasteful, occasionally entertaining, and not to be trusted not to pee…

— Eliza Crewe

“If I weren't married, I'd be a crazy cat lady.”

— Rebecca Jane

“I swear,if she were a cat she'd be hissing.”

— Carrie Jones

“Everything I tell her reminds her of some cute anecdote about one of her previous jobs, or previous boyfriends, or previous lives, or her…

— Kirt J. Boyd

“Happiness is having a cat for "fuzz therapy". Preferably one with trimmed claws.”

— Matthias Leue

“I do like cats. They are so unconsciously amusing. There is such a comic dignity about them, such a "How dare you!" "Go away,…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats.”

— Alice Clayton

“She preferred cats to human beings and turned down every offer from the men who fell in love with her.”

— Alice Hoffman

“I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took one bite of…

— Paula Poundstone

“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that! My balls…

— Jeaniene Frost

“--I wouldn't throw that cat out of bed. --When did you get a cat?”

— Lesley Kagen

“She's like one of those Siamese cats. You know - totally self-interested, way too beautiful, way too aware of the fact, and totally willing…

— Melinda Metz