“You’ve got sex hair … or crazy cat lady hair. They’re remarkably similar.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I felt like I was well on my way to becoming the neighborhood cat lady. All I needed were the cats.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
“She grabbed all her clothes from her wardrobe and flung them across the room, screaming her head off until she finally felt… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'm not scared of it... I feel that I am a cat lady, I'm a little bit crazy because I love them… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
Every girl is a crazy cat lady if they say they are not then it is your duty to insure them that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
I can play a cat lady. I can't put my foot down and refuse to play anything but playing the perfect, well-adjusted… — Sarah Baker Copy Share Image
Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m destined to be alone in life. I’m starting to come to terms with that. It’s all better off this way. I’m… — Dawn Robertson Copy Share Image
“You can’t tell a little kid that you swear to God over something and then not do it. You may effectively ruin… — TJ Klune Copy Share Image
It's aspirational for me. I've lived as a cat lady. I'm happy to be a cat lady. I'll continue to be a… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong I know The Lord is preparing me right now for my future husband, but what if He wants… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She was like a cat-lady, and when you’re dating a cat-lady, you’d better pretend you like irritating fuzz-balls.” — B.V. Larson Copy Share Image
I'm just one more disappointing relationship away from becoming a lonely cat lady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can't wait til I'm old enough to be the scary cat lady that never mows her lawn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not saying I'm going to die alone, but I don't even like cats enough to die a lonely old cat lady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think being called a cat lady is a compliment. It means you have adopted a tiny little maniac into your life. — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
“Did you know there are dozens of terrible names for old women? Crone, cat lady, hag, battle-ax. But there’s no male equivalent.” — Fiona Davis Copy Share Image
I positive Twitter was created by a cat lady as just another platform to talk about her cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think more than anything, as a comedian, I grow tired of the unoriginality of 'crazy cat lady' jokes. It's a hacky… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
“I was done with men. Totally and completely. I was looking forward to a life as a cat lady. I was going… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“If she could only find a well-educated, Shakespeare-quoting bad boy who still had a thing for sexy tatoos and maybe a mild… — Kendra Leigh Castle Copy Share Image
I love cats. I have a lot of cat tales, ha ha, so to speak. A lot of my cats come to… — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
“Jenny lacked any sense of property - she was constantly apologising to Yevgenia and asking for her permission to open the small… — Vasily Grossman Copy Share Image
“Last week I placed a hand-written sign in front of my neighborhood that read, “Lost Mustache. Please do not feed. If found,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It was a Friday night, she was at a club, and a good-looking man was currently giving her the I-want-to-take-you-home-and-I-hope-I-last-longer-than-five-minutes look… and… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
I keep social with everyone because I want to know what's going on at every level. At the same time, if I'm… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
