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Meeting people at the bar is like going to the grocery store when your hungry - you bring home sh*t you don't need.

— Anonymous

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

— Jason Flemyng

Alcoholism is a complicated disease, and you never know when you'll be tempted to pick up another drink.

— Davinia Taylor

Me going to a bar doesn't happen much.

— Austin Reaves

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not…

— Ashley Greene

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

— Clay Aiken

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

Alcohol may pick you up a little bit, but it lets you down in a hurry.

— Betty Ford

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down…

— Jack Handy

I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah.…

— Bill Engvall

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.

— Sara Underwood

There were times that I would be drunk and just leave a place by myself because I had an impulse and wasn't thinking through…

— Andy Daly