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Do you ever get the feeling that youre being watched? Because if its bothering you, Ill stop. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word facial is used. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If a girl stabbed me on our first date, how many days should I wait to ask her out again? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
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The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that youll restart later, so it… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their dads built it and their moms clean it. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Study finds that a man looks into a womans eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, here fill… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
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Just heard a weird noise from the other room, but refuse to call out Is anyone there? Ive seen the movies¦those people… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
That dammit moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like Now what do… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Im living proof that you should never give up hope. You may find this hard to believe, given my current level of… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
How nice would it be if when you started rubbing yourself a genie came out, finished you off, cleaned you up &… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Ive been reading a book called 1,000 sexual positions. Ive reached position 176 and apparently from now on Im going to need a woman. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
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For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. Shes a slut. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
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