All Will Rogers Quotes
- Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked… Accounting
- We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next Xmas All
- You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one Democrat
- Be a politician; no training necessary. Inspirational
- In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow. Inspirational
- Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one. Count
- More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown. Been
- Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times. Bad
- They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in. Bad
- We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good. Daring
- In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em. Art
- There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office. Office
- Foreign relations is an open book-- generally a checkbook. Book
- It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it. Awful
- A politician is just like a pickpocket; it's almost impossible to get him to reform. Almost Impossible
- One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody's land to somebody else Germans
- I don't know what humor is. Funny
- We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity. Criminals
- You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. Anything Mean
- Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere Along
- The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give it… Another Lawyer
- If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. All
- One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next. Cocktail
- There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars. Build
- I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I… Agriculture