All Will Rogers Quotes
- One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not. Democracy
- A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking. Conflict
- I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. Divorce
- I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it. Bought
- There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see… Denouncing
- I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce. All
- Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them. Better
- America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it. America
- America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. America
- Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. Friends
- A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be. Force
- Nothing makes a man broad-minded like adversity. Adversity
- Nothing you can't spell will ever work. Ever Work
- The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. Last
- I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. Atheist
- Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out. Effort
- It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so. Causes
- I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. Animal
- Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. My folks were Indian. Both my mother and father… Americans
- Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. All
- Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would… Advertised
- Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach Coach
- Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman. Congressman
- We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs. Few
- I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. Funny