All Will Rogers Quotes
- No party is as bad as its leaders. Bad
- The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. Explain
- In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. Birth
- Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. Day
- We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. Automobile
- Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. Beauty
- I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes… Always Said
- If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. Ever Injected
- This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk… Aid
- Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. Country
- I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with. Fellow
- I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. Every Prominent
- Congress is deadlocked and can’t act. Act
- Americans will feed anyone that's not close to them. Americans
- America has the best politicians money can buy. America
- Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be… All
- A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine… Called
- Now these fellows in Washington wouldn't be so serious and particular if they only had to vote on what they thought was good for the… Back Home
- Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become… Anybody
- Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement. Amazement
- Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress… America
- The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. Amount
- There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a… Democrat
- Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records. Burn
- A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't see any reason… Any