All Will Rogers Quotes
- If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there Ahead
- After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot… Along
- Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees. Committees
- My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat. Boat
- I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty! Blood
- I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Ever Happened
- I love words but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them and they don't understand you. Old words is like old friends, you… Ems
- Don't squat with your spurs on. Cowboy
- If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. Cowboy
- Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Chewing
- Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Chip
- Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb Cowboy
- Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that… Abstainer
- People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please. Complain
- How is the government going to get the extra taxes? Out of the rich, or just out of the poor, as usual? Extra
- There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking. Banking
- We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. Confidence
- Lord, let me live until I die. Die
- You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone. American
- The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity. American
- Ammunition beats persuasion when you are looking for freedom. Ammunition
- It's one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline. Cities
- Local conservation programs can help our communities shape thoughtful growth. Communities
- People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there. Cause
- You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don't have to have… Advanced