All Will Rogers Quotes
- Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down. Agriculture
- The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it is the fellow… Agriculture
- The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we… Agriculture
- Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks. Agriculture
- Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing. Agriculture
- You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer. Agriculture
- Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money. What he needs… Agriculture
- Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices… Agriculture
- Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up. Agriculture
- Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay a land tax… Agriculture
- Here is my Farm Relief bill: Every time a Southerner plants nothing on his farm but cotton year after year, and the Northerner nothing but… Agriculture
- Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it. Agriculture
- Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead. Agriculture
- Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. Agriculture
- Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill. Agriculture
- It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts. Agriculture
- Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he certainly would know… Agriculture
- This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one. Agriculture
- George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge in both the… Agriculture
- There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee… Agriculture
- Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it. Agriculture
- When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even… Agriculture
- I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel… Agriculture
- The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat. Well, I can… Africa
- In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it. Agriculture