All Will Rogers Quotes
- The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the… Allowed
- Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. Crook
- There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs Break
- I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it. Bad
- You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles. Brain
- I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as… Cost
- If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. America
- When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. Critter
- The trouble with land is that they're not making it anymore. Anymore
- If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to… Any
- There is one rule that works in every calamity. Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor… Arrange
- A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet. Friend
- I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than… Any
- A fanatic is always the fellow that is on the opposite side. Fanatic
- This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler. Dance
- We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying...every time we appropriate something, we...pass another bill...stating where the money is… Another Bill
- I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living,… Almost Second
- This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it that few people… All
- Of course nothing is ever done about a [presidential] commission report, except, they say, once a man at the state prison for the criminally insane… Actually Read
- Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in… All
- I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to… Able
- Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off. America
- An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as… America
- I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. America
- You see, in Washington they have these bodies, Senate and the House of Representatives. That is for the convenience of the visitors. If there is… America