Best Ogden Nash Lines
- Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. Care
- Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is. Belong
- A bird in the open never looks Like its picture in the birdie books - Or if it once did, it has changed its plumage,… Bird
- Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful.. Arent
- Snow is all right while it is snowing; it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but very unpleasing when… All
- The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more… Bigoted
- I think in terms of rhyme, and have since I was six years old, Old
- If called by a panther, don't anther. Anther
- A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Dog
- Too clever is dumb. Clever
- Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. Alright
- The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Becomes
- There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. Achieve
- Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. Dyspepsia
- A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Animal
- I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. All
- The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. Beyond
- There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something… Amends
- Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are nave. Atilde
- Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. Children
- Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? Buy
- When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when it seems Ive married one of Shakespeares dreams. Aged
- To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. Admit
- Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. Alliance
- Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Age
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