“With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Firearm Copy Share Image
“To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Criticism Copy Share Image
“In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Entertainment Copy Share Image
“Doing something, and regularly, is by far the best way of increasing your chances of being good at it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana 10-000-hours Copy Share Image
“Never judge a kid with a kid. For the one that you’re comparing her with might have had an abortion—twice.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Abortion Copy Share Image
“Only about two percent of one percent of our thoughts deserve to be taken seriously.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Depression Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ass Copy Share Image
“The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employment Copy Share Image
“We are happy by nature, and our happiness is interrupted by thoughts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Happiness Copy Share Image
“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Who you are —and what you have—today, is a reflection of how fearful or fearless you were yesterday.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Courage Copy Share Image
“In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Age Copy Share Image
“The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Bills Copy Share Image
“Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employment Copy Share Image
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Challenge Copy Share Image
“We ought to readily share our successes with those with whom we readily share our problems.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Confidant Copy Share Image
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“Never deny others their right to criticize or to hate you, and yourself your right to ignore them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Critic Copy Share Image
“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adolescence Copy Share Image
“The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Eternal Copy Share Image
“Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“What is meant figuratively by ‘mindfulness’ is meant literally by ‘mindlessness’.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ego Copy Share Image
“The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Boring Copy Share Image
“Success is subjective. Your dream bank balance could be someone else’s nightmare.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dream Copy Share Image
“Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Corporate-ladder Copy Share Image
“A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Chest Copy Share Image
“To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Compliment Copy Share Image
“We cannot really experience something while we are thinking, not even the act of thinking.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Mediation Copy Share Image
“In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adam and eve Copy Share Image
“There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“I value my time so much that undressing is the only thing I am willing to do for sex.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Buddhism Copy Share Image
“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Beautiful woman Copy Share Image
“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Break Copy Share Image
“While having one’s assertions challenged might be bad for an unintelligent man’s ego; it sure is good for his intellect.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Argument Copy Share Image
“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Award Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Agony Copy Share Image
“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Angelic Copy Share Image
“Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Achievement Copy Share Image
