“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Breakup Copy Share Image
“Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Annual Copy Share Image
“A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Cars Copy Share Image
“High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Appearance Copy Share Image
“Conformity is usually beneficial to society, but is often detrimental to individuality.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Be yourself Copy Share Image
“Telling a true friend that you need something makes it unnecessary for you to ask them for that thing.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ask for help Copy Share Image
“Man seldom behaves as per his philosophies. He usually philosophizes as per his behavior.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Behaviour Copy Share Image
“Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Breakup Copy Share Image
“Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Economy Copy Share Image
“Life is yet to produce someone who is loved by or important to everyone.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Buddhism Copy Share Image
“Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Book of genesis Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“There exists in some individuals more than enough talents, expertises, or greatness for more than three people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Expertise Copy Share Image
“88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Accident Copy Share Image
“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Conformity Copy Share Image
“You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Failure Copy Share Image
“Everybody is talking about the Law of Attraction. Nobody is talking about the Law of Action.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Action Copy Share Image
“With every goal, wish, or plan we deem important, we invite anxiety.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Education Copy Share Image
“Speaking one’s mind once is more honorable than quoting a thousand men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Citation Copy Share Image
“Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Your average man is not intelligent enough not to fake being intelligent enough.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Appearance Copy Share Image
“Meditation produces, in an awake man, calmness that rivals that of a sleeping boy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Benefits-of-meditation Copy Share Image
“Illiterate people should only be charged for the photographs; when buying a newspaper.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Illiteracy Copy Share Image
“Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Certainty Copy Share Image
“Many of us are failed secret attempts to keep our parents together.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Antinatalism Copy Share Image
“The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Civilization Copy Share Image
“Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aging Copy Share Image
“A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Agreement Copy Share Image
“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Admiration Copy Share Image
“Some hills are each only a few centimeters short of being a mountain.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Difference-between Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“A writer’s primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore’s is to make cents.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Books Copy Share Image
“Most people celebrate the continuity of their existence so passionately that you would swear they chose to exist.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Celebrate Copy Share Image
“Using money in one’s attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one’s attempt to put an… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Borders Copy Share Image
“You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Failure Copy Share Image