All Mark Twain Quotes
- Let us save the to-morrows for work Let
- We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blessed facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and… Blessed
- It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times. Easy
- When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I… Astonished
- A nation is only an individual multiplied Individual
- Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license Commodity
- I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey Believe
- I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he purposely shut the eyes of… Any
- I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. Dead
- Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. Broke
- The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret to getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks and then… Ahead
- The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then… Ahead
- Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didnt do than by the ones you did. Didnt
- There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting. Annoying
- After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her… All
- India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand… Birthplace
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and… Bite
- The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if… Asked
- It's better to stay silent and look a fool, rather than speak and remove all doubt. All
- Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. Care
- There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage. Bigotry
- In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. Bigotry
- Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. Bicycle
- The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. Heaven
- If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. Irony