All Mark Twain Quotes
- Kindness is a language which deaf can hear and blind can see. Blind
- The two most important days of our life are... The Day you were Born... And the Day you find out Why... Born
- Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Advice
- Ammy_Moving forward in life and believe in yourself irrespective of any problems is the only way to achieve what you desire. Achieve
- October. This is the one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March,… April
- All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure to follow. All
- When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. All
- If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be a Christian. Christ
- The two most important days in your life are the day you were born, and the day you find out why. Born
- It's name is Public opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God. God
- 'Classic'- A book in which people praise but do not read. Book
- A lie can travel half-way around the world, while the truth is still putting on it's shoes. Dishonesty
- The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A person who lives fully is prepared to die at any moment. Any
- Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat. Boat
- Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors. Accident
- Part of my plan has been to try to pleasantly remind adults of what they once were themselves, and of how they felt and thought… Adulthood
- Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you believe that you too… Acquaintance
- Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use Aggravating
- The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and which will never grow dim… Animals
- A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval Approval
- We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves Benefit
- There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure Boy
- The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold… Cat
- The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half of life consists of the chance without the… Capacity
- What do you call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, magnanimity, forgiveness? Different results of the one master impulse: the necessity of securing one's self-approval Approval