All Mark Twain Quotes
- My books are water; those of great geniuses are wine everybody drinks water. Books
- Great books are weighed and measured by their style and matter and not by the trimmings and shadings of their grammer. Books
- The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work Dictionary
- Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see Blind
- When it's steamboat time, you steam Steam
- To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon Committee
- The rain is famous for falling on the just and unjust alike, but if I had the management of such affairs I would rain softly… Affairs
- Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through… Consist
- Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read Blind
- It is curious - curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare Common
- The man who is a pessimist before forty-eight knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows too little Eight
- There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist Except
- The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. Death
- Death is the starlit strip between the companionship of yesterday and the reunion of tomorrow. Companionship
- Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Creature
- Death, the refuge, the solace, the best and kindliest and most prized friend and benefactor of the erring, the forsaken, the old and weary and… Benefactor
- Its easier to stay out than get out Achievement
- I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices Confidence
- Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. Confidence
- To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with. Divide
- You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus Depend
- Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy must have somebody to divide it with. Bigotry
- We need a law that will permit a voter to sue a candidate for breach of promise Breach
- Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting… Attempting
- There is no end to the laws, and no beginning to the execution of them Beginning