All Mark Twain Quotes
- It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is… Discount
- Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick. Honesty
- But it was ever thus, all through my life: whenever I have diverged from custom and principle and uttered a truth, the rule has been… All
- An injurious truth has no merit over an injurious lie. Neither should ever be uttered. The man who speaks an injurious truth, lest his soul… Injurious
- Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth. Convey
- I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after it. Care
- Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you. Always Find
- Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor. Adam
- Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence. Days
- The bane of Americans is overwork-and the ruin of any work is a divided interest. Concentrate-concentrate. One thing at a time. Americans
- In America, we hurry-which is well; but when the day's work is done, we go on thinking of losses and gains, we plan for the… Age
- What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light. Anniversaries
- The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy with the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. Birthday
- July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves,… All
- I had longed to be a butterfly, and I was one at last. I attended private parties in sumptuous evening dress, simpered and aired my… Aired
- On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined. Any
- Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if… Alive
- The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with loss of life,… All
- I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true. Came
- Prediction is difficult- particularly when it involves the future. Difficult
- Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously. Achieved
- When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. Boy
- Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. Deep
- You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label. Drinking
- I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does". Always Apologized